The Figment Newsletter is one of those little things I look forward to.
I had a bad dream a few nights ago that I dropped my phone and cracked the screen and when I woke up, I was like “lol thank god that shit never happens in real life”
so I immediately had to knock on some wood cuz i’m a superstitious little shit and I’d basically just jinxed myself, okay?
except there wasn’t any wood around, so I’d actually ended up knocking on paper because “lol paper is ‘ex-wood’… so it should work the same way, right?”
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.