The Figment Newsletter is one of those little things I look forward to.

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aimlessscribbles:

I’m not sure what I just witnessed, but I enjoyed it.

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pixeflutters:

Cam I just put this on facebook

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equalistmako:

I had a bad dream a few nights ago that I dropped my phone and cracked the screen and when I woke up, I was like “lol thank god that shit never happens in real life”

so I immediately had to knock on some wood cuz i’m a superstitious little shit and I’d basically just jinxed myself, okay?

except there wasn’t any wood around, so I’d actually ended up knocking on paper because “lol paper is ‘ex-wood’… so it should work the same way, right?” 

WRONG.

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sildachi:

sildachi:

sildachi:

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

nobody

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this

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hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

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